[Libloather]

I know a few humans that are on the borderline.

[linMcHlp]

A study to convince cattle to eat bugs.

[joshua c]

this fart fascism stinks

[joshua c]

farting is a natural right

congress shall make no law....

[OttawaFreeper]

Forget curing cancer or substance abuse, this is where working real miracles is at, lol.

[linMcHlp]

U.S. Constitution

Article 1. The Congress shall construct a thermostat to control the temperature of planet earth.

Article 2. Every hour, the Congress shall adjust that thermostat.

Article 3. The Congress shall set the maximum level of the oceans.

Article 4. The Congress shall set the miles per Kilowatt.

Article 5. The Congress shall set the rotational speed of the planet earth.

Article 6. The Congress shall set the size of The Ozone Hole.

Article 7. The Congress shall plug every methane gas leak on the planet earth.

Article 8. The Congress shall ban animal flatulence (cow farts).

[Sirius Lee]

Yeah, but they’ll burb more.

[servo1969]

As if they have any intention of letting us have beef.

[odawg]

The only green house gas that matters on Earth is water vapor and since the Earth’s surface is about 70 percent water, that is beyond anyone’s control.

The fools know that and substitute measures that amount to scratching their asses in an attempt to beguile a stupid public into compliance with their perverted attempts to destroy Western civilization.

[2nd Amendment]

Beano for cows

[Hot Tabasco]

Can’t they just give the cows a daily dose of Gas-X?

[piasa]

Cows can’t fart.
They can only burp.

[PubliusMM]

GlowBull warming has always been a sham built on fake science and progressive dreams of ruling the world.
It’s still a sham.

Stop the stupidity! Outlaw Progressives!

[maddog55]

Cows have nothing to do with global warming... Dinosaurs were around for about ~170 million years. I'm thinking their farts would have had a much larger effect...

[keving]

Vegans eat fart more than cows. Stop selling beans 🫘

[eeriegeno]

Has there ever been any studies to place value on other living things when discussing farting? For example rate cows vs Rep Shiela Jackson-Lee! Cows produce valuable milk and meat and are pleasant to look at in the pasture even though they produce some fart. Lee produces nothing except farts and when she is in the pasture her scenic value is?..........OMG!

[MayflowerMadam]

Stop the insanity!!

[BitWielder1]

Intermittent cow farts and burps versus millions of tailpipes, smoke stacks, and jet engines roaring out exhaust continuously for hours on end.
Oh, yea, volcanoes, wetlands (protected BTW), fires and especially a giant landfill fire in India.

Cows are not the problem.

[butlerweave]

Does AOC wear this countdown clock on the back of her ? Does she still drive an EV ?LOL

[kawhill]

“Curtin University Sustainability Policy Institute in Australia”. I wonder how many of my federal income tax dollars Joe Biden is sending over there as part of his “build back better” program.

[Red Badger]

Future historians will look back on this time and wonder what drugs people were taking that caused this mass hysteria?....................